OK, a few more YouTube videos and websites later, it looks like this car has either Gen 3 or Gen 4 Immobilizer, and that won’t cause the No Crank condition. The car should start and die right away if the Immobilizer was causing this. I’ll try to determine which version of Immobilizer this car has.
No Crank is a separate problem. Maybe the whole thing is the result of a dead or dying battery.
No Crank is a separate problem. Maybe the whole thing is the result of a dead or dying battery.